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Are you Ready to Win some Cash? The ProBlogger Giveaway continues!

problogger-birthday-bash.jpgMuch like the opportunity to win the iPods the other day, this giveaway requires you to do only one very simple thing, and you can do it right here in the comments section of this post. But first…

The Prizes:

All are listed in US Dollars unless otherwise mentioned.

How To Enter:

In the comments section of this post (and you’re welcome to post your entry on your blog if you wish, but it’s not required as long as you’ve posted it here) finish this statement: “If I had a million dollars…”

Sure, we don’t have a million, but we’ve got quite a bit here to give away! $3,364.33 just in cash and Amazon Gift Certificates (and another couple bucks in non-American money with a bonus NFL Pro Bowl Ballot that we have no idea the monetary value of) to be exact!

So there you have it. Be funny, silly, serious, it doesn’t matter! Just finish that statement in the comments section of this post and you’re entered to win one of the above prizes.

Rules: One entry per person. If you have already won something from one of our other giveaways, you are not eligible to win. Winning one of the prizes listed above will prevent you from being able to win any other prizes for the duration of the giveaway.

Winners are chosen at random using a random number generator. You may not “pick” the prize you want, we will award them in the order that we receive the random winners.

This contest begins at 9am on Friday, October 5, EST (New York, USA) and ends on Saturday, October 6 at 9am EST (Again, New York, USA). We will close comments at that time.

PS: We are about to turn the ProBlogger Birthday Bash into OVERDRIVE! Up til this point we’ve been giving prizes away every 24 hours – but in a few hours we’re going to accelerate the pace a little and the giveaways will start coming every 8 hours (with a few more 24 hour ones thrown in) until the end of the weekend!

Make sure you’re subscribed to our feed now or you’ll miss out!

Update

This one’s closed, and winners have all been notified by email.Check out our newest 24 hour giveaway, or see what’s going on in the 8 hour collections!

Comments
  1. Lenners says: 10/06/2007 at 9:09 am

    “If I had a million dollars…I would go to an American university.”

  2. If I had a million dollars, I would go back to school!
    And maybe buy a new pair of runners : )

  3. If I had a million dollars… I already have, I have won the euro lotto many times (and I never entered just got the email) and also those nice nigerian people want to use my bank account- I am just waiting on the money to arrive, seriously I’d quit my job and start my own blog network

  4. If I had a million dollars, I would contact some of the scam victims that I have made phone calls to over the past three years – people who lost large amounts of money to the Nigerian 419 scammers.

    I wouldn’t be able to give them all back exactly what they lost because some of them lost a lot more than 1 million over the years. I would take the million dollars and divide it up by the amount of people who lost money to the scammers, and I would give them a little bit back each. For some of them this would cover their losses, for some of them this might cover their legal expenses because many of them were arrested for check fraud in the US.

    The phone calls where I have had to call a scam victim and say – you’ve been scammed by (scammer name), did you send any money to them? – and the answer to that question is yes – have been some of the most difficult moments in my life. I try to stay strong for the people who lost money but it is difficult to keep it together when they’re telling you about the thousands of money they owe now.

    On the other hand, there are often calls where the scam victim is *just about to* send the money. When I manage to warn them before they do that, those calls are some of the best moments in my life.

    Snoskred

  5. If i had a million dollars… i would buy so many TMX elmo’s that i would have an army of elmo’s and make them all laugh all the time until i went a bit mental! hehehe!

  6. first i would pay university for my girlfriend to continue studying in my country. than we would get marry and spend a month on honeymoon travelling the world in our new aston martin that we just bought and on which is written just married :)
    I would also invest in my own business, i would start advertising agency in my city and run a cafe bar.
    i would share arround 200.000 to poor people to provide housing and clothes for them, since war ended there are still many families not living in their homes..

  7. If I had a million dollars… I’d pay a major league baseball team to let me sit in on all the GM’s meetings.

  8. missspeckles says: 10/06/2007 at 9:27 am

    if i had a million dollars… i would go travelling around the world until i ran out of money!

  9. If I had a million dollars I would invest in my father in law’s plastic injection molding company.

  10. If I had a million dollars… I suppose I wouldn’t be entering competitions for money. I’d be giving to charity or bettering myself through learning and hard work.

    Or I might just get a Wii and master Wii Sports in order to show off to my friends.

  11. If I had a million dollars I would pay off the mortgage, invest, all the boring yadayada and then I would start giving to hospital NICU’s to provide life-saving equiptment to premature babies, the reason our babies are alive and well today!

  12. If I had a million dollars, I would invest half of it and spend the rest on my family traveling around the world.

  13. If I had a million dollars… I would quit my day job, focus on building my internet empire and live my days the way I like to.

  14. If I had a million dollars, I’d definitely want to take a trip to space.

  15. If I had a million dollars… I wouldn’t be posting here, you would be posting on my blog for a share ;)

  16. If I had a million dollars…I would buy some land and build my dream house. :)

  17. If I had a million dollars…

    I’d buy you loooooveeee… (sorry for the obvious pop culture reference…)

    Anyways, I’d probably give half of it to Google in AdSense payments for SEM…but that’s a stretch..:D

    Jason

  18. If I had a million dollars, I would finish paying the veterinary emergency hospital that saved my beloved T-Bone from a severe asthma attack. Who knew cats could get asthma??? Then I would BLOG THE HELL OUT OF IT!

    I would also buy you a green dress.

  19. If I had a million dollars…
    I would set up a scholarship fund for people to go to college in the field of teaching. There would be certain criteria to qualify for this scholarship which would pay for all 4 years of their college education such as:
    1- student must be enrolled in an accredited teacher ed program
    2- after graduation, he/she must teach for at least 5 years in an at/risk school (as determined by the state)
    3-must pass all college courses necessary for graduation
    4- student does not qualify for scholarships designated for the needy or the ones for the top GPA in their high school
    5- must not have a criminal record dealing with any sexual activity or fraud

  20. If I had a million dollars I would buy myself an apartment.

  21. If I had a million dollars I would retire and blog full time.

  22. If I had a million dollar i would run a contest and give half of the money as prize and I will take the other half for building a blog empire.

  23. If I had a million dollars… I wouldn’t work to live, I would sometime work on some fun things.

  24. If I had a million dollars I would buy myself a husband (hey, you said I can be funny and unserious! =P).

  25. If I had a million dollars… I would give some to charity, give some to my parents, buy a house, and then quit my job and spend my time volunteering, being an activist, and writing fiction.

  26. If I had a million dollars I’d pay someone to figure out a way to get to the bottom of 693 comments faster so I could leave my own darn comment….

  27. If I had a million dollars… I’d hire someone to tame the backyard jungle and mow the lawns every week. I know you said go crazy, but the truth is there is very little I’d change about my life!

  28. if i had a million dollars… I would be a millionaire

  29. If I had a million dollars I would rejoin my family in Southern California.

  30. If I had a million dollars I would finally be able to significantly help people.

  31. If I had a million dollars
    I would give some to charity, give some to my family,
    spend some on a holiday and try and save the rest so
    that I can retire earlier.

  32. If I had a million dollars, I’d help my family. I’d pay my bills and
    I’d stay home and blog and run my websites.

  33. May Lee says: 10/06/2007 at 12:07 pm

    If I had a million dollars I would take some time of university, travel the world, experience diversity, look for that perfect career, searching for what things I can invest my time money and effort in to improve standards of living and make life a bit more sustainable.

  34. If I had a million dollars… I’d be rich. I would just invest it and live off the interest. I am low maintenance type girl.

  35. If I had a million dollars…I would make some other people very happy

  36. Sandra Jensen says: 10/06/2007 at 12:23 pm

    If I had a million dollars, I would not tell my kids ;-)

  37. If I had a million dollars I would ski every day.

  38. If I had a million dollars. . . I would be able to afford a decent home in my California town instead of renting–but just barely!

  39. Gadiel Rivera says: 10/06/2007 at 12:44 pm

    IF I Had A Million Dollars… I dunno

  40. If I had a million dollars i would travel

  41. If I had a million dollars, I would build my dream home and add a music studio so I could make music all day.

  42. If I had a million dollars, I would buy Problogger.net and make 2 million in a couple of months ;-)

  43. Philippe says: 10/06/2007 at 1:06 pm

    If I had a million dollars… I would buy a boat and live a simpler life.

  44. If I had a million dollars… I’d be peed off that George W’s screwed up the US economy so much that $1M is now worth approximately 39 pence Sterling ;-)

  45. If I had a million dollars, I would finally be able to take my son to see a college football game.

  46. Gareth says: 10/06/2007 at 1:42 pm

    If I had a million dollars, I have no idea what I would do.

  47. If I had a million dollars, I would allow myself to go into full time blogging for a year to see how things work out for me. As for now, I do not have the luxury of time and money to do this full time.

  48. If I had a million dollars, I would invest it in Berkshire Hathaway. Ol’ Warren Buffett would take care of it for me.

  49. If I had a million dollars, I would be smart, live life to the fullest, and keep on working. I would invest in long term funds and maybe even get a business portfolio going.

  50. If I had a million dollars, I would tithe and buy and new car for my grandmother to start.

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