Written on October 5th, 2007 at 02:10 am by Lara Kulpa

Another 24 hour giveaway - Where are the poets?

Birthday Prize Giveaway, ProBlogger Site News 465 comments

problogger-birthday-bash.jpgCalling all wannabe (or professional) poets!!

This one closes out at noon (EST - New York, USA) on Friday, October 5.

Prizes at stake:

How to Enter:

It’s “Ode to ProBlogger” time! All you have to do to have a qualifying entry to win one of the above 5 prizes is to leave a comment below with a poem about ProBlogger. It doesn’t have to be a “love poem” or written in any particular style (though yes, rhyming would be nice). You don’t have to link to anything or write anything on your own blog - you simply have to write a poem about ProBlogger the website or Darren, the man behind the site, right there in the comments section (of course if you really want to share your Ode with your readers you can post it on your blog - but we’d also ask you to share it here in comments so we’ve got them all in the one place).

Please include the word problogger or Darren in your Ode to help us catch all of these comments in Akismet.

There will be no judging, so please feel free to write BAD poetry!

The random number generator will choose 5 winners who will be notified by email.

Here comes the rub: If you have already won something, we’re sorry but you’re not eligible. If you win one of the iPods, you will then not be eligible to win anything else. Entering is not a guarantee of winning anything, and this whole thing is just for fun so if you think you’re a bad poet, write something anyway that somewhat resembles poetry. We seriously don’t care if it’s good or not!

Check out the full prize list (now updated to show which prizes have already been awarded or are in progress!) and if you’re not subscribed to the RSS feed by now, you’ve likely missed your chances to win a whole bunch of cool stuff already!

PS: If you’re looking for a little ‘inspiration’ - here’s an Ode that ProPoet Robert Bruce did for ProBlogger a while back:

Sorry, had to remove the video because it was acting all wonky… if you like, you can view it here.

Update

This giveaway is closed, and all winners have been selected and notified. Thanks for all the really fantastic stuff (yes, even the “bad” stuff) - You all amazed both Darren and myself with your creativity!

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465 Responses to “Another 24 hour giveaway - Where are the poets?”

  • He is the king of bloggers,
    He is the ultimate blogger,
    He is Darren Rowse.
    Problogger set me thinking on blogging all over again.

  • To keep in the theme of my anime blog, here is a haiku (that does count, right? it is technically a form of poem…):

    Come Thy ProBlogger,
    Thou shalt read thine blog posts here
    And Make Much Muula

    Oh, and if I did win anything from yesterday’s contests, then I’d like one of the four new ipods, as I don’t currently have one myself. I don’t particularly care which.

  • hmmm this is a hard one, I already have an ipod nano though and can’t wait to see what others write, or record :)

  • If I wanted to start a blog,
    There is only one place I’d turn.
    When I found myself stuck in the www fog,
    I’d have to get on my computer and and go to problogger or I’d burn, burn, burn.

    Darren is the true blogging man,
    The one who knows it all.
    He created problogger - not a ceiling fan,
    Such a great website….Darren, he’s such a doll.

  • A Terrible Ode to Problogger

    Problogger is the best
    This blog beats the rest
    Teaches you everything
    In no time you’ll be expert in blogging

    Wish I wrote a haiku now
    The poem sucks hard
    All for iPods and stuff. Yey.

  • Darren Darren he’s our man, If you haven’t read it on Problogger then it’s probably a scam.

  • no comments yet! strange :p

    anyway here’s my ode to problogger

    “bloggin everyday
    yet my bank was barren (yea i kno u got the rhyme there :p)
    but i held on
    got better with your tips
    and the money’s followed
    thanks to you darren..”

    :D :D :D …
    Lara I hope you are serious about not bothering whether this is good or bad…hehe

  • Ode to Darren

    Darren makes my world go ’round
    What is lost, that will be found
    at the ProBlogger Blog. This time
    that fascinating job, will be mine!

    Oh Darren, thank you for loving us
    and all the advice your giving us!
    Without you, the blogosphere would stop turning
    and you would hear all the yearning
    of all those lost in cyberspace
    we would only see the real world and gaze!

    So thank you Darren one more time
    for caring about us all the time!

  • There once was a guy named Darren
    Who had a thing for Brian McLaren
    But the new kind of Christian
    Left the blogger kind of itchin’
    For that theology just wasn’t worth sharing.

  • “Every blink of an eye,
    I dream greens on my mind,
    When I wake up in the moring,
    Problogger helps me to make my dreams come true:)”

    Damn
    Wer is the romantism !
    hehe…

  • “Oh, and if I did win anything from yesterday’s contests, then I’d like one of the four new ipods”

    Err…If i DIDN’T win anything. Obviously if I did win something yesterday, I’m not getting any ipods…

  • Ode to Darren’s Hair
    Darren Rowse is just an online rockstar
    He’ll help you make money online from afar
    But if someone tells you his hair is gone
    Check out his videos and you’ll see that they’re wrong

    You see, I was inspired by Seth Godin and Darren
    Shaved my hair all off, now my skull is barren
    I figured I could be a better blogger if I did it
    If not the lack of hair, then what’s their secret?

    But woe hath befallen me when I learned Darren’s picture lies
    Seeing hair on his head left me absolutely traumatized
    But a blogger does not have time to cry or lament
    To be a Problogger, I guess I’ve got to use an Australian accent!

    //Inspired by Mountain Dew, Chipotle, and the not-completely-truthful picture of Darren at the bottom right of every page.

  • Problogger is red
    Violets are blue
    I’m schizophrenic
    And so am I

  • My Haiku:

    Helping Others Learn
    Problogger’s Kind Soul, Leading
    Directing Me, You

  • Haha mgroves, that cracked me up. Definitely the best one yet.

  • new to problogger
    prizes made me come and post
    gimme stuff, darren

  • Blogging is fun
    Much like Drinking Rum

    ProBlogger teaches me a lot
    so that I can learn to not be a flop

    Linkbait, Content, Hootah
    Google is Loathed in Utah

    I read Problogger in my RSS reader
    Hopefully I am done being a bottom feeder

  • There once was a blogger named Darren
    Blog tips he always was sharin’
    His prize give-away
    Brightened my day.
    (Now an iPod (I hope) I’ll be wearin’!)

  • I got a blog called flogger, it’s no problogger
    Im already out of rhymes, too bad Darren’s name isn’t Roger
    When I don’t win an iPod my heart hurts
    Problogger is awesome, each post is artwork
    I never knew writing poems was such hard work

  • Darren Darren on the wall
    he sits with me and had a great fall
    in his fall, he thinks of blogs
    and nothing else that does not blog.

  • Bloggers are blogging about blogs
    Blogging is blogged from bloggers
    Where they flock to Problogger
    Bloggers are commenting on blogging

  • Problogger is read
    By a guy named Fred
    It filled his head
    With the knowledge that was fed

  • Problogger Haiku

    the bastion of hope
    for those who wish their writing
    would make a few bucks

  • Problogger makes money
    yes this is true,
    in fact it makes a lot of it
    and so can you.

    Just read Problogger everyday
    and all of your “make money blogging” worries
    will go away.

  • To be or not to be
    Blogging for the money
    That is the true question
    That Darren asks thee.

    Surf the high waves, school drop-out or intellectual
    Work it the ProBlogger way, just make it professional.

    :)))))

  • Problogger is so
    Money and does not even
    know it - Darren, thanks

  • Build a better blog,
    Adsense - yes or no.
    Social media, SEO,
    To learn all about it,
    Problogger’s the way to go!

  • Problogger and Darren have been my muse
    inspiration for profits and posts that I use
    to spice up my blogs and put a smile on my lips
    I visit here daily for wisdom and tips

  • If your looking to make money on the net
    ProBlogger is one of the best you’ll get
    An Australian from Down Under
    He’ll help your blog roll with thunder

    I really hate doing poetry.:)

  • You can be a couch potato
    Or be a jogger
    You can still learn things
    From the problogger.
    He’ll teach you this
    He’ll teach you SEO.
    He mixes it up sometimes
    So to his site you should go.

  • Darren and problogger the words I need to get out of the way
    To maybe possibly win an iPod and completely make my day
    Here’s to hoping a random number generator
    Picks my number because that would be cooler than a refrigerator
    That’s set to a really cold setting
    and My pants with joy I’ll be wetting

  • Hark, the rising sun
    illuminates Darren’s true calling
    a problogger bright and fair
    from the Internet comes falling
    It lights upon the screen so clear
    with advice to make the soul ring
    with inspiring elements of truth and dreams.

    [cripes. I better not quit my day job.]

  • jejejeje. this is funny… good luck for everyone.. I already have the Ipod Touch ready to get shipped…

  • A blogger, a photographer, and Australian, oh my!
    I see Darren’s face when I look to the sky.
    He speaks to the masses, though he lives “down under”
    But what happened to all of his hair, I wonder?

  • Darren,

    Here is my entry:

    Ode to The Problogger

    What to say of Darren Rowse?
    He knows his $hit and rocks the house.
    I hope someday to quit my job,
    And Darren will help me, with his blog.

    He taught me how to make some dough,
    Never writing ’bout stuff we already know.
    His site, it has a job board, too.
    You can find someone who’s looking for you.

    For anyone needing some blogging skill,
    No one can teach you like Darren will.
    Sometimes he talks about tennis and jogging,
    but listen up: it’s really about blogging!

    Sara

    (P.S. to Alexia - your haiku was awesome!)

  • Ode to Problogger

    Each day I get up with my mind in a fog
    I click on problogger and read this fantastic blog
    A guy name Darren has posts from down under
    He has a weird haircut that makes me wonder
    But somehow I keep coming back, especially for a prize
    The fact that he makes so much money makes him so wise.

  • O CAPTAIN! my Captain! your super birthday has begun;
    The blog has weather’d every hack, the prize we seek is yet to win;
    The end not near, the readers hear, its all so exciting,
    While steady hands the keyboard, the posts bright and daring;
    But O read! read! read!
    O the multitude of posts,
    Where the captain Darren mans the helm,
    Many posts to be read.

    O CAPTAIN! my Captain! rise up and hear the bells;
    Rise up—for you the FeedBurner count;
    For you hits and readers galore and counting;
    For you they call, the swaying mass, their eager faces turning;
    Here Captain! dear father!
    This contest on your blog;
    It is some dream that on the web,
    Will get your count up ahead.

  • haiku:

    My quest for blog tips;
    Problogger is teh rox0rz
    Darren is a pimp.

  • If you want to learn to blog,
    And stay home with your dog
    Writing a dialog,
    You should visit the Problog …ger.

  • Problogger
    is a shocker.
    Darren
    is the man.

    So read the best
    and leave the rest.

  • Ode to Darren

    There once was a blogger so cool
    he could weed all the cheaters that fool
    like they made just one entry
    when they really made plenty
    So I won ’cause I played by the rules

  • Darren, Darren, he’s our man
    If he can’t make money, no one can!

  • If you want money
    From your blogging hobby, then
    you read Problogger

  • I hate writing poems that rhyme
    Something so painful should be a crime
    It’s okay if it’s crappy
    As long as ProBlogger is happy
    They’ll give me an iPod (p-please?) without spending a dime

  • De todos los blogs que visito
    probloggers es el decano
    y será mejor insisto
    si me entrega el Ipod nano.

  • De todos los blogs que visito
    problogger es el decano
    y será mejor insisto
    si me entrega el Ipod nano

  • Every day I sit,
    Every day I await,
    To see what next
    You will cleverly create.

    Words of wisdom,
    Lists that actually matter,
    Real knowledge
    that drowns out the chatter.

    Lost among the blogsphere,
    Looking but I could not see,
    And then I found Darren,
    Problogger I salute thee.

  • Everyone
    has something to say.
    Everyone
    has something that
    one enjoys.
    One’s dreams could cost much
    or less.
    A problogger blogs
    to fulfill those
    dreams.

    Aah, a crappy poem.

  • ProBlogger is the
    tree on which blogging fruit grows
    for us to enjoy.

  • Darren’s check was what attracted
    All the content then impacted
    Me but then I got distracted
    By the way my brain reacted

    Soon I fixed myself and acted
    Added RSS and tracked it
    Now a blogging pro-I cracked it!
    [final, corny line redacted]

  • put that last cup of nescafe
    a brief nap
    little left to say;
    document the world in words & posts

    some good news is anticipated on probloggger
    to help pay
    for my next six dollar cup of coffee

  • If you want to make a buck,
    Do your blogging like a duck:
    Cross the water all day long,
    Until you see you got it wrong.

    But if you want to make it strong,
    Just read Problogger all night long,
    Then focus better on your niches,
    To get access to all those riches,

    Which make a generation’s dream,
    And redirect our blogging stream,
    To route those fortunes our way.
    Hey, Darren dear, what you’d say?

    Chitka, AdSense, Text Link Ads,
    We treated all like they were gods.
    We’ve put them all above the fold,
    Hoping one day our blog be sold,

    So we could live a life of fun,
    With chicks and laying in the sun,
    Free from all worries, with no trouble,
    As all we touch is turning double.

    I’ll post this poem on my site,
    Hoping sincerely that you might
    Consider digging it at once,
    So I can see my traffic bounce.

  • Poem #1:
    Ipods are red
    Ipods are blue
    I love making money
    Problogger does too!

    Poem #2:
    Twas birthday time at Problogger
    and all thru the Net
    Not a blogger was sleeping
    Cause they all had a bet

    That someone would win
    Some of Darren’s great games
    They’d get Ipods, cash money
    And we’d all know their names.

  • Poems, ProBlogger does not teach,
    not even for writing them on the beach.
    But if you want to be a successful blogger,
    all time wasted here won’t bother.

    And the worst poem goes to….

  • There was was a Problogger named Darren
    Whose body was shaped like a pear and
    While he wasn’t sure how,
    He’s still hotter than John Chow.
    It might be the snappy clothes he is wearin’.

  • I would love to blog,
    And listen to an Ipod,
    And Derren made me stop my system,
    Just to write this poem.

  • Ode to ProBlogger

    They said blogging is easy,
    So it is, yeah…
    In writing a poem, I’m just… um, sleazy?
    My English is not enough, damn…

    I would write you in my own language, Turkish
    Then I would write an awesome poem
    But then people would think I’m being a kissarse to win
    OK I also lost the rhymes now.

  • Since there is no judging here is my piece of crap from “Without Me”!

    There are million other blogs on the run
    But it will feel so empty without Darren!

    Hurrah! I love this :)

  • Darren and his job board,
    Got me a gig,
    My first adsense check,
    And friends that I dig.
    A way to make friends,
    Earn money and more,
    Problogger rules,
    In a way I adore!

    I NEED an iPod! Seriously, am I the last person to own one? Thanks!

  • (comment not poetry)

    These poems are horrendous. Have mercy. Please have mercy. Think of the children.

  • I read problogger reagulary,
    i like him very much.
    I write of him in my diary
    and i really want that ipod touch.

    It can be a nano too,
    just don’t leave me empty handed.
    It doesn’t matter to you,
    but would leave me stranded.

  • Let’s get some more limericks posted!

    There is a blogmaster named Darren
    Without him, ProBlogger would be barren
    By publishing tool
    He keeps the site lookin’ cool
    With the tips and insights he keeps sharin’

  • Contest haiku

    blogging doesn’t pay
    ProBlogger to the rescue
    prizes for Bloggers

  • Good Luck Everyone! I left a welcome poem on my site for any new visitors. Cheers, Emma

  • Darren is a man with a vision
    And being a blogger is his mission
    Writing posts every day
    Even when he’s away
    The problogger is top of his division

  • Bald man with glasses
    is the king of pro blogging
    his keyboard is strong

  • Problogger makes me a better blogger
    Darren makes Problogger a better blog
    Problogger and Darren make my day!

  • ProBlogger’s the guy that we read
    When blogging ideas we need
    Especially when money
    Sweeter than honey
    Is the thing that we really want (and need)!

  • Darren helps your blog
    With techniques to monetize–
    He is Problogger

  • ProBlogger cuts through splog-infested slim jungles with machete-sharp content, gilded in golden phonetic lilt.

    Clarity cuts like constellations in the East African night sky as 100 gorillas and room-filling elephants silently dance.

  • Give me the i POD
    Problogger is GOD

  • Darren decided to give away some stuff
    Quality stuff though, not a lot a fluff
    Hence I find myself writing this stuff

    :D

  • One day in the future, a blog I will write.
    ‘Twill be far from annoying, trivial or trite…
    (the subject, however, is still up in the air–
    maybe travel, or philosophy, or music, or bears?)

    Monetize it I will, using Darren’s advice,
    With several posts daily, compact and concise.
    ProBlogger! ProBlogger! Your praises I sing!
    Doesn’t “an iPod for me” have a nice ring?

  • Darren, Darren, he’s my man,
    If he can’t teach me to blog
    No one can.

  • The ultimate place with blogging advice,
    Most of the posts are worth reading twice,
    Helping you earn a huge money slice,
    Problogger.net does not have a price :)

    (I know it sucks)

  • If probogger was a girl
    I would date her
    If problogger were an app
    I would take a nap
    If problogger picks me
    In heaven, I’ll be

  • Ohhhhh

    There one was a ProBlogger from Austraila;
    I asked him why my blog was a failyah; (it’s not really, but it sorta rhymes)
    He replied to me twice
    to just take the advice
    that he’s posted online for three years now!

  • Blogging, it seems like such an easy thing,
    Fire up Word, and come up with a word string.

    It’s a hard world though,
    As you never know,

    Whether you’ll get any success,
    Not even after all the stress.
    There are ways to ease things up nonetheless,
    Darren Rose, some suggest.

    My tip? Don’t get bored,
    And check ProBlogger for info being stored.

    Not my best poem, but I hope it’ll do, the deadline is killing ;)

  • Darren at Problogger has all the right tools
    For real bloggers to use we don’t need the other fools
    They just take Darren’s tips, recycle and re-use
    Like nobody would notice, but they’re all gonna lose

    Cause here at Problogger we’ve got one of the best
    His 33,119 RSS readers should feel so blessed
    But Darren as I go I have one final request
    Please give me an iPod out of your treasure chest!

  • By a Mozilla browser obscure and lonely,
    Haunted by ill spammers only,
    Where an eidolon, named PROBLOGGER,
    On a black throne reigns .net,
    I have reached SEO land too early…

    when seo meets Edgar Allan Poe

  • I can’t believe the things you get us to do! Heres’ my entry.

    Ode to the Problogger (with apologies to the bard)

    Shall I compare thee to a celebrity great?
    Thou art more helpful and more practical
    Rough winds do shake the darling blogs of fame
    And technorati’s lease hath all too short a date
    Sometimes too hot the eyes of diggers shine
    And often is the blogging mojo dimmed
    And every blog from favour some time declines
    By chance, or social media’s changing course, untrimmed
    But thy eternal summer will not fade
    Nor lose possession of that pro you are
    Nor shall google brag thou wandrest in his shade
    When in eternal links thou growst
    So long as bloggers blog or eyes can see
    So long lives Problogger and this gives blog life to me.

  • Problogger is here!
    for more then a year,

    Thanks for the advice
    but now gimme a prize!

    I didn’t know I’m that good. :-)

  • I sit and write this silly prose,
    About ProBlogger’s Darren Rowse
    Teacher, mentor, professional blogger -
    Helping make those blogs last longer.

  • There once was a Blogger named Darren
    Who thought up tips he liked sharin’
    And wound up with lots of people starin’
    At his web pages with affliates blarin’
    There’s lots to show that he’s carin’
    And I bet you thought his last line would rhyme.

  • This Problogging site is new to me
    There is so much to read and see
    I clicked over here from Back In Skinny Jeans
    Since I don’t currently have the financial means
    To buy a new Ipod of my very own
    Even though I’m older and grown
    So if my name happens to randomly be drawn
    I’ll be so happy from dusk to dawn.

  • Here is to Darren who lived on a hill.
    He taught us all that blogging is a skill.

    Soon on ProBlogger,
    The fun will be no longer,

    Because win this competition, I will.

  • This Problogging site is new to me
    There is so much to read and see
    I clicked over here from Back In Skinny Jeans
    Since I don’t currently have the financial means
    To buy a new Ipod of my very own
    Even though I’m old and grown
    So if my name happens to randomly be drawn
    I’ll be so happy from dusk to dawn.

  • Problogger loves blogging
    Daren loves sharing
    And I love taking

  • I used to play Frogger,
    Till I found Problogger.
    Now all I want to do,
    is earn money like the rest of you!

  • To some they are about cats and depression
    other see them as a way to vent

    Darren in his quest sees a unique creation
    Problogger is the mindset to us he has set.

  • Problogger´s poem Day.

    what a idea.

    you´ve nothing to do?

    leave a comment here.

  • When you think, you can’t make money
    Problogger is the blog to read!

    When you don’t find any opportunity
    Problogger is the blog to visit!

    When you feel, life is miserable
    Read the story of Darren!

    When you think Internet Money is scam
    Visit problogger to see the facts!

    When you have hard time to write
    Visit problogger to find your guide!

    When you make a lot of Dollars
    Visit problogger to thanks the problogger!

  • I love ProBlogger like I love my DP,
    I consume it and it consumes me.

    Darren is good, Darren is wise
    don’t bother with those other guys.

    my poem is lame, yes I know,
    but I want an IPOD to take on the road.

  • When in doubt,
    I searched about.
    And came across this blog.
    It had all types of tips,
    no evil tricks.
    Enough to feed a hog.
    The site is Problogger,
    that made my problems no longer.
    It has all the information I need.
    There’s videos he’s made,
    and many ideas to trade.
    This blog is simply a must read!
    view this site,
    read all Darren has to say.
    Know everything will be alright,
    this blog will help lighten your day!

  • If SEO, ads, affiliate
    Darren’s blog will link the bait
    if anything is new or vicious
    here you burn it, digg it or del.icio.us

    how to blog and how to live
    how to connect and to survive
    how to write and to promote
    problogger’ll spread the news around the globe

    Problogger is the place to be
    And Darren is THE MAN indeed
    I ain’t a poet
    I hope that’ll do it ;)

    Jacky ;)

  • To make $ online, I find Darren
    Whose fine, witty advice is not barren
    of any good,
    but if I could …
    My paypal totals would grow despite my starin’

  • Roses are Red
    Violets are Blue
    If Darren can Become a Problogger
    So Can You

  • Darren, O Darren, he’s no baron
    But he’s an amazing giver
    His prizes can make one shiver
    Problogger’s the best
    Far ahead of the rest
    So please give me an ipod
    Cos my name is Big Bob

  • Darren

    Great blog contest! and great 5 iPods giving away!
    http://myblogcontest.com/5-ipods-give-away-contest/

  • SEO is a part of My Live
    Traffic is My Love
    ProBlogger is My Fave

  • There once was a man from problogger
    Who’s site was more popular than frogger
    He said to his honey
    While he counted his money
    Shut up and pass me my lager

    Shane

  • When you’re blogging for loot,
    Darren’s a hoot,
    I suck as a poet,
    as you surely know it,
    I’ll scribe up this scrod,
    when the prize is an iPod. ;-)

  • ProBlogger is the place to go
    For bloggers who are in the know
    Run by Darren Rowse
    (who takes great photos)
    You never would call it so-so

  • Come listen to a guru named Darren
    Whose blogging tips are always worth sharin’
    While you won’t pay your rents
    Off of Google AdSense
    Just please don’t leave comments with swearin’!

  • Ode to Problogger

    Every Day
    I learn the way
    To make my blog a little better

    To read the news
    Of the latest blog views
    I turn to Darren, the blog trend-setter

    Oh Problogger, what would I do without you?
    You have seen me through
    The beginning and, well, I’m still a beginner.

    I hate to leave
    But my husband is peeved
    And I must join my family for dinner.

  • Problogger Limerick

    There once was this swell Aussie mate
    who helped me go from good blog to great
    Now, when I read “blogger”
    I hear it as “blogga”
    Thanks to the videos he makes.

  • I started out in as a fitness jogger,
    Running and thinking or how to build my house,
    One day the thinking turned to action,
    By reading a problogger called Darren Rowse.

    He thought me to write, link and be kind,
    Forcus and write about what I knew about,
    Never to want anything back in my mind,
    Anything bad should stay shut in my mouth.

    It all paid off after a year and a half,
    Blogging and admiring this blogger named Rowse,
    Among my peers I had the last laugh,
    I finally did it, I finally build my house.

  • many people without blogs,
    many with blogs,
    some bloggers,
    few a-list bloggers,
    but there is only one ProBlogger … Darren Rowse

  • Bad Haikus for Problogger:

    Problogger Darren
    You elevate my soul and
    Technorati rank

    Darren Prowse my friend
    I’m wearing new Prada shoes
    “Monetization”

  • these problogger tips
    people like to read them all
    brings their blog to life

  • My Ode to ProBlogger.

    In the wild world of the amazing blogosphere.
    Lives the wisest blogger expert who can help us with our “sort-of” career.
    This man named Darren Rowse is helping everyone write.
    Content that makes their blog posts excite.
    So don’t hesitate to add ProBlogger to your RSS feeds.
    Because this is one blog that excels and exceeds.

    Written by Brent Evans a humble, non-poetry writer who would love to win an iPod!
    http://brentevans.blogspot.com/

  • I’ve been lost and now I’ve found
    Google Adsense, widgets, and more
    thanks to ProBlogger’s Mr. Rowse
    salvation has come.

  • When I write a poem
    I let my thoughts roam
    But when I must find words that rhyme
    Darren can’t be at the end of the line

  • problogger = business online
    hence its a favourite of mine
    so if business is your past-time
    read problogger with your wine

    ;)

  • Darren, Darren
    Always sharin’
    Prizes galore
    at ProBlogger
    Good advice too
    But that’s something you knew
    So wish I may, wish I might
    Catch the RNG in a good mood tonight.

  • a haiku

    problogger darren
    knows it all. that’s why i read
    his feed, not others.

  • Problogger Darren is a new dad,
    he knows of every new fad,

    He helps make us money,
    which makes life more sunny,

    and that’s really not too bad!

    (unike this shocking poem)

  • There once was a man from Australia
    Who was often draped in regalia
    His name was Darren
    But from what he was wearen
    You’d think that his name could be Thalia

    Not meant to be mean, just couldn’t find enough words to rhyme with Australia!

  • Darren is the man, he’s loved so much
    Oh how I want to win that iPod touch

    I’m stuck with Verizon, no iPhone for me
    The closest thing to it, the Touch must be

  • Darren Rowse of ProBlogger,
    Let’s head to the pub for a nice cold lager.
    You can teach me… give me inspiration
    For new and unique ways of blog monetization

    I’d hang onto your every word,
    No matter how ridiculous or absurd.
    My mind cannot fathom the impressive span,
    Of your genius and master plan

    And when at least we do part ways,
    I will only more sing your praise.
    Thanks for giving me a good clean slate
    So long ProBlogger and good day mate!

    ** I sure could use that iPod Touch. Shiny!

  • Darren loves many words
    He microwaves his problog
    I wait for the ding

  • Dearest Daren the Darling ProBlogger

    Delivers the Dish on Daring to Ponder

    Delicious Delights so Dollars may Pool

    Developing Deeds which Dabblers can Do

  • I don’t blog for the money
    but if I did
    Problogger would be the one
    To inspire my biz.

    I write to learn
    and learn to write.
    Darren’s the inspiration
    to blog it right.

  • Darren says he has
    Other blogs for which he writes
    But Problogger rules (all)

    a semi-haiku :)

  • I bought hosting for a webpage on zen,
    But it cost me a full Benjamin,
    I went to a doctor,
    and he prescribed me ProBlogger,
    And now my wallet’s full again.

  • If it weren’t for Problogger
    I wouldn’t have had a jobber.
    I’m not quiet as a mouse,
    unless I’m listening to Darren Rowse.

    (Ok, that had to be the worst poem of all time. I obviously need an ipod!)

  • helping many bloggers,
    that’s Problogger’s reason,
    giving us turorials,
    and there are some tips to,
    helping those noobs like me,
    learn more about blogging,
    here’s a big hand to you sir,
    and thank you sir darren.

  • Darren the ProBlogger

    He’s The Man

    If he can’t help you make money online

    No one Can

    he’ll turn your blog into dollars

    your posts into cents

    he’ll even show you tools to use beyond AdSense

    Darren the minimalist, darren the designer

    I read his blog everyday, there’s nothing finer !

  • I once read a site called Problogger,
    I thought I could read it no longer,
    and then my mum said
    “what do you think in your head”
    I said I’m learning to be a Problogger

  • thou shalt know him
    thou shalt read his writing

    when thou do,
    thou shalt rich
    thou shalt fame

    he is man of problogger
    he is Darren

  • Ode to Darren by Roberta Ferguson

    This is to he, who has little hair
    His name is Darren
    The man with blogging flair

    Good content, he says
    is what brings ‘em in
    we all love the group writing projects

    He offers all kinds of blogging resources
    For this big birthday bash,
    He and Lara joined forces

    And he never maliciously posts affiliate links
    As the father of blogging,
    Before he posts, he thinks

    All sorts of blogging tips in one handy place
    Learn to make money online
    In the Darren Rowse race

    Watch out John Chow!
    Reading Problogger to make money
    We’re all learning how!

    There’s my poetic nonsense……I’ll keep entering these until I can hopefully win something :) Great idea for a giveaway, Darren!

  • ProBlogger is cool,
    ProBlogger is nice,
    I hope I win an iPod,
    That would be my Ice

  • I have read poems
    Gah, is something wrong with me?
    Darren, you own us

  • There once was a blogger from Nantucket
    Whose prizes I just kept an eye on
    If the poem’s any good
    He’ll give this advice
    Just throw the Zune over there in the bucket

    You really have to dig deep into the google search to find out (ref: google search page 7692 re: Darren Rowse ) that Darren wanted to grow up in Nantucket but kept this all to himself … ;)

  • They ask for a poem, as from a poet,
    from the blogmasters who oft drop by.
    Which they? Problogger (do you know it?)
    Where thoughts about blogging for dollars fly.
    If you could write one, would you show it?
    If you couldn’t, would you try?

  • I like prizes yes it’s true
    Pick me Problogger so I won’t be blue

    (yeah, that was terrible, I know.)

  • ProBlogger’s Birthday Bash is hard to resist
    Now if I could only win a prize from the list
    Winning an iPod, that would be the best
    Then I could finally get some rest!

  • There was a website ProBlogger
    Who promised the money was larger
    The owner’s not scary and his head is not hairy,
    And on your blog results will vary.

  • problogger, problogger , ain’t that sweet?
    All this traffic, and no parked cars in the street.

    This is an online function,
    not a city junction.

    Helping expose that way to grow
    while entertaining with a giveaway show!

    Thanks for all the why’s and how’s,
    that helpful guy, Darren Rowse.

  • The star that shines over other bloggers,
    Guiding us to be our own probloggers,
    Is the spectacles wearing Darren Rowse,
    Whose advice helps us furnish our house.

  • If by chance you decide to make blogging a career
    Then, Darren Rowse’s Problogger is just the thing, my dear.

    And he does it with such style, it makes his competitors burn
    Half of what he’s forgotten, John Chow still has to learn!

    He’ll answer all your questions and advice, he’s got oodles.
    Start earning money. There’s more to life than Ramen noodles!

    Read his posts everyday, subscribe to his RSS feed
    Dig through his archives and get all the info you’ll need

    Plus, every now and then he’s got prizes and giveaways to boot
    You’ll soon be a problogger and gain all of that loot!

    You’ll be in blogger nirvana; you’ll be filled with such bliss!
    Man, you could even a prize for bad poetry like this.

  • Reading all of Darren ’s blog,
    Proved to be a bit of a slog,
    I hope he records all the content vast
    so I can listen to it on a podcast

    ok it’s bad but I’m a scientist, not an arty person!

  • Who is this problogger that inspires us?
    Who is this Aussie that has all the world’s bloggers
    Crafting bad poetry for bits of techno lust?
    Darren is the source behind the code.

  • I daily read to become a good blogger
    because I have subscribed to problogger !

    If you wanna become good blogger
    Just subscribe to problogger !

    Write less read more
    drinks daily blog shakes of problogger !

    Blogopinion is sitting behind
    to give you more tips on blogging !

  • Rockin’ ProBlogger is MC Darren
    The other blog posers - they be starin’
    They stick around and learn a thing or two
    Darren keeps on helpin’ out his blogger crew

  • problogger my lager, oh how I drink it in.
    You teach us how to blog and why not to flog.
    It’s an anniversary, so lets celebrate with a new post for the host.
    Here’s to Darren, the guy who put the O into Pro.

  • When Darren calls
    everyone comes
    to talk non sense ?
    to get I-Pods ?

  • The web’s a dark and lonely place
    We meet but, never face to face

    Some surf for ill; some surf for good
    Some speak and hope their understood

    Some stand up high, the way to light
    Problogger is just such a site

    Joy will pervade the blog-o-shere
    As long as we have Darren here

    ————————-

    Thanks and congrats Darren

  • Darren you share so much information,
    and have alot of dedication,
    so if I win a prize, you can be sure that l have a celebration.

  • If you want to make money online,
    no need to freet or lose a dime,
    the advice at problogger is the best,
    Subscribe to the RSS feed and stay head of the rest

  • In tradition of the Japanese tanka’s 5-7-5-7-7 arrangement

    When gig there was none
    Problogger has saved my bum
    It’s true, don’t you see
    Now my bum is big
    as a fat pig’s, you agree?

  • ProBlogger gets my nod..
    wanna give an iPod?

    :)

  • Roses are Red,
    Violets are Blue,
    I’m no poet,
    But neither is Darren

    :-)

  • My Ode to ProBlogger:

    If you want to get THE tips,
    in Problogger get a seat,
    Darren makes you feel the heat,
    of the money you can keep.

    If you follow Darren’s lead,
    see your blog doing a leap.
    Don’t forget to comment too,
    that’s ProBlogger meal for two.

    The word “thanks” is not enough,
    to be grateful for his trust.
    Darren please don’t stop with it,
    ’till I get enough of to quit.

  • Problogger Problogger lend me your ear
    Make me a winner, so I’ll have no fear
    I’ll listen to music on my ipod
    And when my husbands yelling
    I’ll smile and just nod

  • ~:*:~

    A year ago, I was surfing the net,
    And found a blog I couldn’t forget.
    All bloggers’ guru, with ears of an elf
    Yes, I am talking about Darren himself.

    While teaching us how to make money online
    Today he is celebrating blog’s birthday big time.
    become his reader and you will see right away,
    That his blogging tips will never lead you astray!

    ~:*:~

    PS - If Shakespeare was alive, reading this rhyme would have sure killed him :D

  • If you want be a man,
    be a problogger visittor,
    if you follow darren’s lead,
    you will get in hights!

  • Darren Rowse…
    he is no louse…
    with quick wit and turn of verse…
    he’s proof nice guys can finish first…

    Cheers,
    andyp

  • Oh Darren Rowse
    My love for you grows and grows,
    Like the hairs in my nose,
    And the nails on my toes.

    Can I have a Touch or a Nano,
    I’ll sing you my song while playing the piano,
    as good as or better than Barry Manilow!!

    Yes, yes, thank you very much!

  • Never neglecting his child or spouse
    Darren Rowse works from his house
    Sharing a wealth of blogging knowledge
    His site a virtual blogging college
    With b5, the Job Board and a vlog to boot
    Follow Darren closely and he’ll show you the loot

    While this verse is not fancy and is unworthy of praise
    It is with these few words my hand I shall raise
    For an iPod I have not and I wish one to claim
    I risk ridicule among my peers as I really am lame
    So, Darren, beyond your fame, and no doubt your wealth
    Take pleasure in knowing you just got me to make an ass of myself

  • In Haiku:

    I love Problogger
    I would love an iPod Touch
    The best of both worlds?

  • There once was a site called problogger
    I scanned it while sipping a lager
    I was at once blown away
    and am now here to stay
    It’s better than mastering frogger

    (I apologize in advance for anyone reading this)

  • El pintor pintó la luna
    La luna pintó al pintor
    Yo pinto a mi hermana en pelotas
    y en cada teta una flor!
    Vamos Darren Carajo!

    You never said it had to be in English!

  • Blog me once for I am a ProBlogger
    Blog me twice for my name be Rowse of the Darren,
    Blog me thrice for I cannot a rhyming verse get.
    Blog me frice for I know not what that word means.
    Blog me frifth for this is getting sllly.
    Blog me Blog me Blog me - I am Blogged.

  • ProBlogger is great
    Darren Rowse is Awesome
    I just want some prizes

  • Poetry in a song, a ProBlogger.net Theme Song!

    http://www.fokissed.com/ProBloggerThemeSong.mp3

  • I once had a personal blog
    very quiet, no attention hog
    one day while blog scrolling
    past problogger I went rolling
    very quickly at first
    blogging blogs were the worst
    but his post caught my eye
    seemed like such a smart guy

    I learned from the best
    how to clean up a mess
    though my posts remain long,
    and I know that’s quite wrong
    now my archives are pretty
    comments timely and witty
    my blog manners are better
    and I spell to the letter.

  • Ode on a Darren

    O Darren,
    problogger you write
    this poem is blight
    yeah, Capitalism!